Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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