Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
if only i could text you this smell
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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