I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i think my mom watched the whole time
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We have started to decorate penises.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
