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Wipe that smile off your face.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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