oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Dick very happy bro
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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