After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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