i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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