Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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