I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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