Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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