im holly from the hills drunk
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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