if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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