used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
soo... how was my night?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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