great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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