I wanna bring you to show and tell
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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