Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I want to make a zoo with you.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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