I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I need water and some morals
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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