I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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