Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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