I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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