I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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