Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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