playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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