i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
