the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
