Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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