I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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