at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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