gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I'm really busy with my period
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