The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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