i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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