Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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