TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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