Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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