Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
