just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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