Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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