i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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