she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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