You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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