But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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