The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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