It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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