he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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