Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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