..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
i now understand why vodka
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
