Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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