Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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