I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
