i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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