They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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