let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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