why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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